Every year
Millions of cats
Take up WAY more space than they need >:(
stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this
When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”
And that lives in my head rent free.
the guy who did my neck tat was a cute long-haired metalhead twink and he pushed down a little too hard on my throat with his off-hand and let me tell you my choking kink has never been more alive than in that moment
@me getting tattooed and wiggling my foot because he pinned it in his lap. I said “what am I kicking right now,” and he laughed and said “my dick hun”. Inner domme momma go brrrrrrrr.
decided i no longer need cheering up bc ian watkins was stabbed in jail and is in critical condition and honestly? cheered me right up.
does that make me a bad person? actually no. thanks ❤️
like to charge, reblog to cast
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨
